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"I don't know all the certain words to word it."
- Vanilla Ice, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography |
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"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 |
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"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Headline |
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"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices |
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"Football players win football games."
- Chuck Knox, coach |
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"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
-Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber
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