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"I don't know all the certain words to word it."
 - Vanilla Ice, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." 
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 
"Most lies about blondes are false." 
- Headline 
"Better make it six, I can't eat eight." 
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices 
"Football players win football games." 
- Chuck Knox, coach 
"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
-Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber
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