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"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."
- Patrick Swayze, Actor |
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"Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii."
- Tony Bennett, Singer |
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"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Advertisement |
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"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the
barbie!"
-Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber |
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"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on her first novel |
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"Push this button in case
anything happens."
-Elevator in Osaka, Japan |
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