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"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore |
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"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a
part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Dan Quayle |
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"Cars will not have
Intercourse on this Bridge."
-Tokyo, Japan traffic sign |
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"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
- Sign in Budapest Zoo |
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"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
- Britney Spears |
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"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole |
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